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		<description><![CDATA[WHAM! The thud rattled my apartment, causing two pots – each containing a cactus – to fall from the counter and shatter on the floor. I dashed to the window and looked, expecting to see a meteorite in place of where Mrs. Thigglethorpe&#8217;s home had once been. Mrs. Thigglethorpe&#8217;s home was still there, and, in <a href='http://www.auntruthgrammar.com/?p=834'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I saw a headline that read, “Irene Menaces East Coast.” I have to admit that the first thought that crossed my mind was, “Aha, I gotcha!” Then I (naturally) thought, “How on earth did that one make it past the editors?” Now, contrary to my household&#8217;s general belief, I am not the Grammar <a href='http://www.auntruthgrammar.com/?p=831'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be the first to admit that my knees wobbled as my partner and I warmed up in preparation for taking the dance floor. After all, it had been years since my last competition &#8212; back in fifth grade, when Mary Jo Sue Bobby Bootenshaker and I won the Hokey Pokey Championship &#8212; and I <a href='http://www.auntruthgrammar.com/?p=808'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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